Episodes

4 days ago
4 days ago
or, Playing Chicken with the Guys. We talk about the time they tried to make a Sonic movie but he looked like a little freak. Also coming in for the Ultimate Segment treatment are lamb jarmalade, Lambothy Charlemagne, and how a mouse in need is a mouse indeed. All before entering The Microcosm. Enjoy!
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Wednesday Apr 09, 2025
Wednesday Apr 09, 2025
Comedian Bea Barbeau-Scurla joins us to talk running without breathing, not explaining your behaviour, crushing vs. merging in mobile games, and whether Sonic is ham-related. Tim and I interrupt Bea frequently with puns and she becomes rude to us toward the end of the episode. Enjoy!
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Bea's Wednesday night comedy room Grub
Cabanossi Primary, Tristan's MICF show running April 10 - 12
Tim on Instagram
Tristan on Instagram

Tuesday Apr 01, 2025
Tuesday Apr 01, 2025
We talk about the time of "8 midnight", how Sonic dyes himself blue, sparkling water bombs, the Modern Navy, and a cafe called Aye Aye Captain on a naval base. Enjoy!
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Tim is in a Melbourne Comedy Festival lineup show on Friday April 4, Lord Give Us Laughs, featuring comics from religious backgrounds.
Cabanossi Primary, Tristan's MICF show running April 10 - 12
Tim on Instagram
Tristan on Instagram

Tuesday Mar 25, 2025
Tuesday Mar 25, 2025
I don't understand what is going on with the show anymore. Tim seems distracted. We introduce a new segment, something about toast. There's a technical hitch. Enjoy!
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Cabanossi Primary, Tristan's MICF show running April 10 - 12
Tim on Instagram
Tristan on Instagram

Wednesday Mar 19, 2025
Wednesday Mar 19, 2025
After a more private affair in the form of Episode 6, the boys return to public life with a bang. Trying to stop us now would be like trying to put mouse cream back in the tube. We discuss how our predator is a tiger, the song 'I Believe I Can Fly', Earl Grey and much much more.
Rate, subscribe, and write into the show with segment suggestions and drivel ultimatesegment@gmail.com
Cabanossi Primary, Tristan's MICF show running April 10 - 12
Tim on Instagram
Tristan on Instagram

Tuesday Mar 11, 2025
Tuesday Mar 11, 2025
The boys really get into their work on this episode. Tim is on the spreadsheet. Wildebeest and electromagnetism come in for discussion.
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Cabanossi Primary, Tristan's MICF show running April 10 - 12
Tim on Instagram
Tristan on Instagram

Tuesday Mar 04, 2025
Tuesday Mar 04, 2025
Your hosts are at sea, constructing a vessel which may lead to a vessel bound for the Ultimate Segment. Tristan downloads a composition from heaven, emotions run high at the end, and Sonic the Hedgehog fans take note: you're going to want to listen to this one.
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Tim on Instagram
Tristan on Instagram

Tuesday Feb 25, 2025
Tuesday Feb 25, 2025
Melbourne-based comedians Timothy Knight and Tristan Haze embark on a quest to find the ultimate podcast segment. We get into The Sex Festival, carry out some meta-admin, indulge in some egg chat, and classify Pluto.
Write into the show with anything you think might be germane to the quest: ultimatesegment@gmail.com
Tim on Instagram
Tristan on Instagram

Tuesday Feb 18, 2025
Tuesday Feb 18, 2025
Melbourne-based comedians Timothy Knight and Tristan Haze embark on a quest to find the ultimate podcast segment. Tune in for the perfunctory introductory banter, stay for a delirious USB-socket-plug-conversion anecdote.
Tim on Instagram
Tristan on Instagram
Festival show tickets:
Fancy Feast: Rundle Mall - Tristan Haze & Christina Schmidt split bill @ Adelaide Fringe, (Feb 21 - 23)
Absolute Drip Drop - Tristan solo show @ Adelaide (Feb 24)
Cabanossi Primary - Tristan at MICF (Apr 10 - 12)

Tuesday Feb 18, 2025
Tuesday Feb 18, 2025
Melbourne-based comedians Timothy Knight and Tristan Haze embark on a quest to find the ultimate podcast segment.
Tim on Instagram
Tristan on Instagram
Festival show tickets:
Fancy Feast: Rundle Mall - Tristan Haze & Christina Schmidt split bill @ Adelaide Fringe, (Feb 21 - 23)
Absolute Drip Drop - Tristan solo show @ Adelaide (Feb 24)
Cabanossi Primary - Tristan at MICF (Apr 10 - 12)